The funny and sad thing about this election is that it might be the first time that the mayoral candidates were so shitty that they suppressed voter turnout in other races.
Seriously, how bad are things when a guy who has never won an election like Jeremy Jordan is actually getting paid to be a political consultant? I mean what would you pay the guy for, being douchey and not knowing anything about campaigns? If they pay people for not knowing anything about campaigning then they should hire Daniel Lopez.
Anywho, I was thinking about who I am going to vote for in the mayoral election since early voting has started. After long thought and deep consideration I have finally made up my mind.
He's the only candidate I can vote for and still look myself in the mirror. Emma Acosta has a demonstrated track record of being bad for El Paso - and now calling the undocumented "illegal" has sunk her to a new low.
No self-respecting Democrat who believes in the values and principles of the Democratic Party should vote for her after that.
Dee Margo, two words - Freedom Fence. Two more words, Riff-raff and illegals.
David Saucedo - dangerously unqualified, arrogant, out-of-touch, and a failure at anything related to finance of large sums of money. Of all the candidates, he's the worst for El Paso.
Elisa Morales - hasn't really lived in El Paso in her adult life. You shouldn't vote for people that just moved back to El Paso or the district for the sake of running for office.
So why have I decided to vote for Cager? Simple.
See what I did there? Just kidding. I'm voting for Cager because all the candidates suck, they are an embarrassment to El Paso and I'd seriously hate to see any of them sitting in the middle at council meetings.
At least I can say that Willie Cager has done something positive for El Paso. Also, he let me see his two rings.
And now here is the point to the title of this post. The bad news (scary if you ask me) is that while its pretty much universally agreed that this pack of mayoral candidates are the worst to run for anything, including a Socorro mayoral election...
...someone has to actually win.
Holy shitty candidates Batman, someone has to win!
It honestly keeps me up at night knowing one of these fools is going to be the mayor.
I don't think I can stomach that. And I have a lot of stomach.
And now, fun with signs.
This first one is just funny.
You too Dee Margo, Riverside Middle is also funded by the taxpayers.