Thursday, May 11, 2017

Saucedo Lands Cager Support

Just a few minutes ago Republican candidate for mayor David Saucedo took this pic with Willie Cager.


I'm expecting a full press conference on this later this afternoon with Saucedo declaring he was the reason they won the championship and then expose a kick-back scandal involving soccer moms running illegal fundraisers from the concession stands at games.

But hey, if everything stays true to form for Saucedo...

The rest of the team will then turn around and endorse Margo.

Oh wait, the current coach of the Miners has already given him money...

12 comments:

Augustus Snodgrass said...

I am listening to the soundtrack to "The Good, The Bad and The Ugly." Seriously. I just happened to click on to your update, and there it was. In all its Monumental Glory. The mess of Manteca atop Saucedo's hair...shining in the bright, desert sky.

The guy is a Mess of Manteca! If you want to follow along, just listen to "The Trio" by Ennio Morricone. Spanish guitars. Trumpets. Soaring voices.

Meanwhile, back to reality. Manteca head gets Willie Cager and Dee Margo gets Oscar Leeser's vote...go figure.

Anonymous said...

Your blog is a tremendous expalination of why El Paso is so damn lost. This like the El Paso Times is a liberal biased news source that shares the fuck out of fake news. It is clear that you sir need Jesus and to be awoke from the sleep that the liberal media and your democrat posie has set you up with. Ascend from the darkness and become a real man and realize that the liberal media isn't your friend

The Lion Star said...

Get the fuck outta here with that shit.

You probably watch Fox News Channel, so don't lecture anyone about fake news.

But let's be real, you're talking shit but you'll be back to read every day.

Anonymous said...

Of course we come back. Reading your incompetence makes us glad to be Republican and it's just plain entertaining watching you idiots tear each other apart. Like watching a demolition derby. Snowflake hacks.

The Lion Star said...

Snowflake. That's cute.

You're the one with your panties in a wad.

Anonymous said...

My panties are just fine thank you. I haven't been happier since Trump took over. My only complaint is that he isn't draining the swamp quick enough. Once the Dems stop falling over themselves and get out of the way, he'll finish the job.

Anonymous said...

Does cussing and saying the word fuck make you feel bigger? You take criticism poorly.

The Lion Star said...

Ah, does that bother you little snowflake?

Go fuck yourself.

Your pal,

Jaime

Anonymous said...

That's what you liberals do when presented with a challenge. It's very unbecoming of you, Pal.

The Lion Star said...

It amazes me how you conservatives all act tough, but when pushed back upon, you little snow flakes get your panties in a wad and start crying.

Oh, and lest I forget...

Go fuck yourself.

How's that for becoming?

Your Pal,

Jaime

Anonymous said...

Who's crying? Your GODs Chuckie Shumer and Nancy Pelosi have done nothing but cry for 5 months. We're just trying to make this country great again. And it's working. Illegal immigration is at a 17 year low and so is unemployment. Dems are crying. Coincidence? I think not. Obamacare is about to be gone. Dems are crying and lying. The wall will be built making this country safer and stronger. Dems are crying. Sanctuary cities are being penalized for breaking the law. Dems are crying. There was no collusion with Russia. Dems are crying because they legitimately lost the election. Dems are buying protestors left and right to CRY on their behalf for every little thing that doesn't go their way. I'm sorry, who's crying? Who's panties are in a wad? We barely survived the worst 8 years in our countries history and it is finally getting turned around. We have nothing to cry about.

Augustus Snodgrass said...

Give it up dude. Trump is headed towards impeachment, and the Republican Establishment have no qualms because it automatically elevates Pence into the Presidential slot. He is a "real" Republican where Trump is pretty much a Democrat, as as are Ivanka and Jared.

There are way too many daggers out for Trump, starting within his own camp and now he has BOTH the CIA and the FBI united against him. He won't be around this time next year. Instead, he'll be grousing on Twitter about how "unfair" life is to him. Heck, even his Scottish neighbors hate him and his golf course.

2018 is going to come up quick and there are 23 House seats in danger now because of how the Rebuplicons voted in the Health Care Bill (Trump Care).